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  • OKAY SO LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN YOUR GIRL IS ASS NAKED LOOKING FOR CLOTHES TO WEAR AND SHE AINT EEM TRYNA BE CUTE SHE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR MATCHING SOCKS N SHIT BUT LOWKEY LOOKING MAJESTIC N SHIT, SHE OVER HERE WALKING CROSS THE ROOM OVER TO THE CLOSET WITH THIS SEXY ASS GAZELLE ASS WALK AND YOU OUT HERE LIKE MY NIGGA HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL RIGHT NOW I CAN BUHLEEDISHIT AND THEN YOU SEE HER FACE WHILE SHE PUTTING TOGETHER OUTFIT AND SHE LIKE 12 DIFFERENT TYPES OF CUTE AND YOU NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING HOW ALL THIS IS EXISTING IN THE SAME UNIVERSE

    need-a-cali-fit-bod:

    walkerflexasranger:

    and then she does that shit for another 45 fucking minutes and its annoying as hell cuz yall aint never on time for nothing cuz her fuckass cant never make up her mind.

    😭

    LOL

    (Source: walkerflexxasranger)

    theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?


theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

    theawesomeadventurer:

    evacu0:

    theawesomeadventurer:

    Look at my nails omfg

    How did you take that photo?!?

    (via thefartsinourstars)

    did-you-kno:

When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source did-you-kno:

When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source

    did-you-kno:

    When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source